What is SpongePon?
A yellow sponge with a glass capsule head. A community meme called $SPONGEPON. The portrait is the product.
The Daily Sponge
SPONGEPON
Coming Soon
Bikini Bottom. $SPONGEPON
A glass head in a yellow sponge.
He lives under the sea and on the tape. $SPONGEPON is a community meme on Robinhood Chain. The contract is not live.
The portrait is a yellow sponge in a white collar and a red tie, with a clear capsule for a head and two teeth in the grin. No CA on this paper. When there is one, it prints here as Coming Soon until we publish it.
BIKINI BOTTOM. $SPONGEPON, the common token of The Daily Sponge, is not on sale today. The sponge is pressed, the tie is straight, and the glass head is still empty of an address. Robinhood Chain already has a floor. This edition introduces the sponge.
He is a yellow rectangle with pores and a smile drawn on glass. No Krusty Krab pitch. No evening call. The portrait is the whole order: a sponge who looks ready even when the pair is not. When the contract prints, it prints here first, as Coming Soon, until the address is public.
The tape at the top of the page is not a live feed. It is a masthead habit. Pair, pool, and floor remain unseated. Anyone selling you a contract for $SPONGEPON before this paper names one is frying a fake patty.
Until then the desk is open for looking. Yellow in the sponge. Ocean in the rule. Red in the tie. The rest waits on the chain.
“I'm ready.” He said it to the camera. He did not say it to a contract.
— From Bikini Bottom, undated
This announcement appears as a matter of record only
SpongePon
The Daily Sponge · $SPONGEPON
A community token to be offered on Robinhood Chain. No earlier round. No reserve wallet named in this edition. The address is not printed because it does not exist yet.
- Issuer
- The sponge
- Ticker
- $SPONGEPON
- Venue
- Robinhood Chain
- Price
- Coming Soon
- Pair
- Coming Soon
- Contract
- Coming Soon
The managers have not underwritten this offering. There are no managers. There is a spatula somewhere.
The capsule
The grin is under glass.
The head is a clear dome. The face is drawn on, two teeth, three freckles a side. The body is yellow because the sponge is yellow. The tie is red because someone had to pick a color and the ocean already took blue. When there is a number, it goes on this page. Until then the grin stays empty of a CA.
Readers asking for a chart will find none. Readers asking for a telegram will find none. This paper does not keep a social desk. The only figure that matters is the one that is not here: the contract, Coming Soon.
How to reach the sponge
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01
Get a wallet
Any EVM wallet will do. Robinhood Chain is the venue. Keep the keys. Do not mail them to Bikini Bottom.
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02
Read the plate
The contract prints on this page first. Compare the address. If this paper still says Coming Soon, there is nothing to buy.
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03
I'm ready
When the pair is seated, the tape will say so. Until then: Coming Soon. Maximum grin. Minimum URL.
Terms of the Sale
Item
Term
Figure
Project
The sponge under glass. A yellow body and a red tie.
SPONGEPON
Ticker
One name on the tape.
$SPONGEPON
Chain
Where the floor already opened. The sponge follows.
Robinhood Chain
Pair
Not seated yet. The grill is still cold.
Coming Soon
Tax
Two on the way in. Two on the way out.
2 / 2
Contract
No address on this edition. The plate stays blank.
Coming Soon
Letters to the sponge
Where does it trade?
Robinhood Chain, when it trades. Pair and contract are Coming Soon. Nothing is live on this edition.
Where is the contract?
Not printed. Anyone DMing you an address is not this paper. The only CA we will ever set is the one that replaces Coming Soon on this page.
Is this the cartoon?
No. The cartoon already had a pineapple. This is a meme on Robinhood Chain. Not affiliated with that show, that sponge, or that studio.
Can I buy now?
No. Coming Soon means coming soon. If a button on this page did anything else, we would have written it down.
Is this financial advice?
It is a sponge in a tie. Act accordingly. Never spend money you cannot afford to lose.